so many of my friends are queer that i genuinely forget that the majority of the population isn’t on a regular basis
my tiny worrisome asian mother strikes again (part 1)
i’ve been having this fuckin 4’10” asian lady breathin this shit down my neck for 16 years
You can bet your damn life I’d be making a cake for someone if they did that
I can only assume they made this cake almost immediately after the event took place. It’s the ONLY excuse for such shoddy icing.
Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.
The amount of dad jokes…
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."
What have you done